Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm at about main and main street
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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