To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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