Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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