So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
