I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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