Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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