Quick, to the slutcave!
Barsexuality is the new black.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
It's shark week go big or go home
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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