Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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