So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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