it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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