My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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