doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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