Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the day after is always just damage control
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I need to calm my uterus...
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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