Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
ttyl tear gas
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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