I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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