it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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