I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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