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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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