Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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