I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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