As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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