If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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