Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
