I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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