Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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