Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We need to get me chipped asap
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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