i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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