Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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