what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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