What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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