It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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