Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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