You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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