He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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