doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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