i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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