when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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