my sisters under your porch take her home
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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