A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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