bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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