i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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