I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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