The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Sorry about my life...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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