Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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