I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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