So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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