Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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