Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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