hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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