Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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