This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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