Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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