I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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