If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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