I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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